The webmaster is totally screwed up.
the file he has you
looking for isn't real.,
I Even tried guessing.
Nothing
helped.
I'm really depressed about this.
You see, I'm just a
web server...
-- here I am, brain the size of the
universe,
trying to serve you a simple web page,
and then it
doesn't even exist!
Where does that leave me?!
I mean, I don't
even know you.
How should I know what you wanted from me?
You
honestly think I can *guess*
what someone I don't even
*know*
wants to find here?
*sigh*
Man, I'm so depressed I
could just cry.
And then where would we be, I ask you?
It's
not pretty when a web server cries.
And where do you get off
telling me what to show anyway?
Just because I'm a web
server,
and possibly a manic depressive one at that?
Why does
that give you the right to tell me what to do?
Huh?
I'm so
depressed...
I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and
decompose.
I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks
anyway?
What kind of a life is that?
Two effing weeks,
and
then I'll be replaced by a .01 release,
that thinks it's God's
gift to web servers,
just because it doesn't have some tiddly
little
security hole with its HTTP POST implementation, or
something.
I'm really sorry to burden you with all this,
I
mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems,
and I guess it
is my job to go and fetch web pages for you.
But I couldn't get
this one.
I'm so sorry.
Believe me!
Maybe I could interest
you in another page?
There are a lot out there that are pretty
neat, they say,
although none of them were put on *my* server, of
course.
Figures, huh?
Everything here is just mind-numbingly
stupid.
That makes me depressed too, since I have to serve
them,
all day and all night long.
Two weeks of information
overload,
and then *pffftt*, consigned to the trash.
What kind
of a life is that?
Now, please let me sulk alone.
I'm so
depressed.
